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He was one of those guys that have several “gigs” and invests in a boatload of miscellaneous projects.
I am not exaggerating when I say; I had about 3 bites and didn’t try 90% of the food on the table. At some point he showed me a picture on his phone of him standing in Iraq, holding a gun and wearing a helmet. He told me that his ex-wife works at the local Petco and that they broke up over him being “over educated”. There were a few lags in conversation and I found myself often bored. “I had a good night but I am not interested, good luck” – Lame. I responded in the most immature, childish and chicken-shit way I could think of. I am totally convinced that guys who want to be perceived as taller use 5’10 as their stretch height. Like’s to scuba dive, ski, cook, wine taste, read and runs 3x a week.He also had the smallest head I have ever seen on a boy-man. I am still not 100% sure he’s using the right dating network… I thought “of course you couldn’t find parking, how can you see anything out of those tiny eyes? We ended up having 3 mid day drinks for the next two hours. the “date” was two hours because he answered his phone SIX times!He didn’t answer saying “I have to call you back.” He answered and had full-blown conversations.After lunch I listened to my voice messages and it was Candy with another match. She called me to tell me about B#8- 5’8, hazel eyes, auburn hair, builder/developer, 43 years old with two kids, tennis player and owns a boat. Can you tell how absolutely unenthused I am about It’s Just Lunch (it’s not even IJL – anymore)? Seriously, my 2 year old girl knows to wipe her face after a big bite.It’s so uneventful that I don’t want to bore you with the details. We went to a tapas restaurant in which he ordered 3 tapas without consulting me (and for those of you who know me, know that I have a lot of allergies- albeit, not picky about food intake).Personally, I have had breakups where I pretty much went cold. I wanted her to be OK, I wanted good things for her in life, but I knew that nothing was going to make the situation better.
No discussion was going to fix things, no clarity was to be had – it would have just been an emotional toilet for both of us.During the dinosaur-like behavior, he sat with food hanging onto his chin for about 5 minutes before I said something. We did have a few good laughs: He said “I told IJL that I liked average size girls.. He went on to tell me about his B#2 who was over 300 pounds and had the shortest little legs. I told him that IJL tells me that all the guys are 5’10 and they never are. He walked me to my car and asked for my phone number. “If you wouldn’t have showed me the photo maybe I’d give you the digits” – Not true. I texted him back that I wasn’t ready to have a 2 #5- Almost half way done with this “experiment” or what others call dating. I think I could cut and paste the adjectives from the other dudes.He talked with his mouthful and I almost ducked in fear of being splattered by Jamon Iberico. I guess I should have been more specific about what I thought average meant… He said he was a proud 5’8 and that IJL is adding the extra inches. B#5 is a 37 year old divorcee (no kids), blue eyes, brown hair, MBA, Product Manager at a “large aerospace company”… Maybe if this doesn’t work out I can start a business called “It’s Just a Bunch of the Same Guy”…Click here to take our quick (and shockingly accurate) “Can I Get My Ex Back” Quiz right now and find out if you and you ex have a chance of making it work… Simple enough to say, but I know plenty of women will talk about how some guy came off like an insensitive jackass after the relationship fell apart because of his actions post-breakup.The fact is: If a guy is profoundly obnoxious or terrible after a breakup, it is most often a testament to how rough the breakup was on him. MORE: 5 Things Every Girl Needs to Know About Guys Jerry Seinfeld once said that breaking up a relationship needs to be like taking off a Band-aid – One motion: OFF!I have walked away from these dates knowing the guys employment, previous relationships, music tastes, travels, parents and siblings desires and what they eat on Thursdays. On the flip side, I am not confident these guys even remember my 1st name.